Guy Loses Valentine’s Day Money Betting On Broncos, Tells Girlfriend ‘Peyton...
Hey, priorities. Peyton Manning is taking much criticism tonight for Denver’s hapless showing against the Seahawks, and much of it is deserved I suppose. I’m thinking that Cooper Manning could have...
View ArticleSlaughterhouse Fido: Sochi Reportedly Set To Kill Thousands Of Homeless Dogs...
According to America, there is nothing cuter or more precious than a puppy. There was one in about every other Super Bowl commercial on Sunday, plus the Puppy Bowl almost got better ratings than the...
View ArticlePower Ranking The Top 10 Sochi Winter Olympic Problems
Good seats still available … plenty of parking … no crowds at the concession stand … what’s all this talk about problems in Sochi? The first day of the Winter Olympics has come and gone, and let’s...
View ArticleJared Lorenzen Got Hurt Today, And It Took Four People To Carry Him Off The...
As you know, former New York Giants quarterback Jared Lorenzen now plays for the Lorenzen, the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Continental Indoor Football League — or did, until he sustained a...
View ArticleHere’s BYU’s Eric Mika Covered In Ignominy, Sadness, Assorted Streamers
It was tough to be a Cougar on Tuesday. Not only did BYU lose to Gonzaga in the West Coast Conference title game, 75-64, but they lost Kyle Collinsworth in the second half with a knee injury — the...
View ArticleVery Foolish Tattoos: NCAA Basketball Tournament Edition
Everyone ready to jump the gun? Of course you are. Well, no reason to play the games now I guess. People are gonna hate, but I still got faith @TrillGeta15 @AaronICE2 @DrewRoc5 @AlexTheGreat22...
View ArticleAdam Muema Quits Football Because The End Of The World Is Coming In May (But...
And now your Headline of the Week So Far, from the San Diego Union-Tribune: Former Aztecs star references end of world, declines to say if he’ll attend school’s pro day. I hate it when something I was...
View ArticleIndiana Student Spectacularly Bad At ‘Wheel Of Fortune’: Um, Go Hoosiers?
First of all, let’s hold off on judging Mr. Julian here. Yes, his stint on Wheel of Fortune was amazingly awful. Yes, when shown the letters ‘WORLD’S FASTEST _A_’, after being told the clue was “a...
View ArticleNorth Carolina 11-Year-Old Struck In Head And Killed By Batted Ball: Is It...
The University of North Carolina Wilmington held a moment of silence for an 11-year-old boy on Saturday prior to its game with Hofstra, and get ready for it to get quite dusty in here — this isn’t an...
View ArticleTNT Crew Rocks Craig Sager Suits In Honor Of The Reporter, Who Has Leukemia...
The NBA on TNT crew tipped their proverbial caps in Craig Sager’s direction today, honoring the beloved sideline reporter as he misses this year’s NBA playoffs to undergo treatment for leukemia. If...
View ArticleOur Matt Rudnitsky, Infected By Trolls, Is Leaving SportsGrid
Hi. I’m Matt Rudnitsky, and I’m leaving SportsGrid. But first, I need to tell my story. I began as an intern in the Summer of 2012. One of my first posts was about a mean man named Tim Donaghy....
View ArticleHere’s the Sailing And Windsurfing Venue For The 2016 Olympics (Watch Out For...
I’ve always wondered where the trash compactor from the Death Star dumped out. This is the body of water where sailors will be competing in the 2016 Olympics. http://t.co/ZsUtPSGIq7 /...
View ArticleInvitation To SplitsVille: Rory McIlroy Calls Off Engagement To Caroline...
I don’t know how to say this so I’m just going to say it: our dream of watching a Rory McIlroy-Caroline Wozniacki superbaby have been shattered. McIlroy has called off their engagement, and they are a...
View ArticleBrazilian Government Finds It Necessary To Remind World Cup Tourists That...
Of all the shame, sadness and wackiness that is Brazil’s preparation for the World Cup, nothing turns the stomach quite like this. So the Brazilian government has issued a warning to tourists that...
View ArticleBaseball Legend Don Zimmer Passes Away At Age 83, After 6 Decades in Baseball
Tampa Bay Rays senior advisor Don Zimmer died at the age of 83 Wednesday, after being hospitalized for heart surgery in mid-April. Since 1954, Don Zimmer has been a part of Major League Baseball in...
View ArticleReport: Donald Sterling’s Lawyer Says No Deal, Suit Back On
Remember when Donald Sterling planned to sue the NBA for $1 billion? Remember when he basically said he was over it and moving on? Well, get ready to forget that second part. Via the AP: “An attorney...
View ArticleYou Can Pinpoint The Actual Second Lionel Messi Rips This Kid’s Heart In Half
So this little tyke broke the line and boldly stepped up to try and shake the hand of his idol, Lionel Messi, prior to a World Cup game. But … Oh dear. It even looks like Messi considered shaking the...
View ArticleKeith Olbermann Brings Himself To Tears Remembering Tony Gwynn
We hope the death of MLB great Tony Gwynn hasn’t been swept under the rug by all this World Cup and NBA Finals and Stanley Cup business. The man was an incredible baseball player and, it seems, an...
View Article3 Reasons Why The USMNT Is The Oberyn Martell Of This World Cup
It’s already become a tired talking point, but man — the USMNT really fucked up their World Cup hopes by allowing Portugal to pull even in the final seconds of yesterday’s match. A win would have been...
View ArticleMajor League Baseball Still An Unsafe Place For Elbows
The hottest name in baseball this year is Tommy John, and for pitchers and fans of the game alike, that sucks. The latest arm to go down: Bronson Arroyo. The 37-year-old hurler confirmed to media...
View ArticleRunning Of The Bulls Day 2: Four Injuries, Thousands Of Idiots, One Glorious...
We’ve finished Day 2 of the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain, and here are the statistics: Four injured, one seriously. No one gored. One awesome bull statue found. This is suppose to depict the...
View ArticleYes, This Is Happening Again: Donald Sterling Flies Off The Handle During His...
As if the first day of the Donald Sterling trial wasn’t wild enough, things got even messier on the second day. Sterling, who was a no-show on the opening day of the trial, turned the courtroom into an...
View ArticleTravel Agency Nixes Trips To Running Of The Bulls, Citing ‘Unethical Excursions’
So our Pamplona, Spain, Running of the Bulls injury toll is now up to 19, with six people gored, after today’s action at the annual San Fermin Festival. But some bigger news is that one of the world’s...
View ArticleBrewers’ Jean Segura Heads Home Following Tragic Death Of His Son
We here at SportsGrid typically share the amusing oddities and happenstances taking place in the world of sports with a little analysis and opinion along the way. But sometimes, the sports world and...
View Article“No Sports Day” Forces Families To Interact, Watch “ESPYs”
Welcome to one of only two days of the year where there are no MLB, NFL, NBA or NHL games being played (the other day was Monday, but at least that had the Home Run Derby and Derek Jeter-fest). Today...
View ArticleHow Was Tony Stewart Even Thinking Of Driving Today After Involvement In...
As you may have heard by now, Tony Stewart struck and killed fellow driver Kevin Ward Jr., 20, during a sprint car race in upstate New York, after Ward got out of his car to challenge Stewart over...
View ArticleMight Not Get To Watch Him This Season, So Let’s Enjoy Some Braxton Miller...
The news out of Columbus is bad. Like, season-ending bad. Here’s what The Columbus Dispatch reported late Monday about Ohio State’s standout quarterback: Ohio State senior quarterback Braxton Miller,...
View ArticleAwful Season For Rangers Just Got A Tad Worse: Shin-Soo Choo Done For The Year
It’s been a rough an injury-riddled season for the Texas Rangers. Rough might even be an understatement. Let’s go with brutal. Prince Fielder got knocked out for the year following neck surgery....
View ArticleDear Humans: Stop Being So Awkward And Just Ask For A Photo
We are slowly entering an era where kids come up in this world only knowing life + smartphone. You know what we did in my day when we said we’d meet somebody on the corner. We’d go to the corner. And...
View ArticleBad Homecoming Floats Mean Your School’s Football Season Is Thankfully Almost...
Sure there will be football on your TV through February — but that’s NFL and major college. At your high school they’re winding down, signing up for basketball and trying to hide from the shame of...
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